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The President

Q: Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?
A: To Make Sure That She Is The First Lady!

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Guy With a Little Head

This guy with a really small head walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why is your head so small?" He replies, "I was stuck on this island and there was nothing but beautiful women there who had never seen a man before. So I had sex with all of them. Their leader, who was the most beautiful of all, had the power to grant anybody who pleased her people one wish, and she said I could have that wish. So I asked her to have sex with me. she said she would grant me anything but that, so I said, "Would a little head be out of the question?"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Appearance Jokes , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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The Agent

The agent of a beautiful actress discovered that the actress had been selling her body for $100 a night. The agent, who had long fantasized about her, had never dreamed that she was so easily obtainable. He approached her and told her how much she turned him on and how he wanted to do her.
She agreed to spend the night with him but said that he would have to pay the same $100 other customers paid. He thought for a while, then said, "Don't I at least a discount?"
"Nope," she said. "If you want me, you have to pay full price like the others." The agent, although unhappy, still agreed.
That night, she came to his apartment after she was done for the day. The agent did her after turning off all the lights. An hour later, she was awakened and vigorously done again. In a while again, she was yet again awakened and made love to. She was impressed with her agent's vitality.
"My goodness," she whispered in the dark, "you are so potent. I never realized how lucky i was to have you for my agent."
"I'm not your agent, lady," a strange voice said. "He's at the door selling tickets."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes)
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