Doctor's Insurance

A lady shows up at her doctor's appointment. The doctor calls her name and says, "Will you please follow me?"
She is following him down the hallway when the doctor opens the first door. There is a nurse in there giving a guy a hand job.
The doc says, "Oh, sorry!" and shuts the door.
He starts down the hall again when the lady says, "Excuse me, I don't want to sound stupid, but what was that?"
The doctor replies, "He has a backup problem and the nurse is just helping him out."
The lady just shakes her head and follows the doctor. The doc walks into the second door. There is a nurse giving a man a blowjob.
The doc says, "Oh sorry!" and shuts the door.
He starts down the hall again and the lady says, "Excuse me, I can kind of understand the first one - but what was that?"
The doc replies, "Same problem, better insurance."

Lincoln JFK Coincidences

• Lincoln and JFK started politics 100 years apart.
• Lincoln and JFK were elected to office 100 years apart.
• Lincoln and JFKs' vice president's had the last name Johnson.
• Lincoln and JFK have 7 letters in their last name.
• Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy and Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln.
• Here's the BIG ONE: Lincoln, a week before his death, was in Monroe, Maryland. Kennedy, a week before his death, was in Marilyn Monroe!

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The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport. Halfway there, the front tire went flat. The model said, "Driver, I don't have time to wait for road service. Can you change it yourself?" The driver said, "Sure." He got out of the car and proceeded to change the tire, but couldn't get the wheel cover off. The model saw him struggling and asked, "Do you want a screwdriver?" He said "Sure! But, first I have to change this tire."