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Code Word

A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word "typewriter." One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter."
The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter."
The child went back to tell her father what mommy said. A few days later the mom told the daughter,"Tell daddy that he can type that letter now." The child told her father. She returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter. He already wrote the letter by hand."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Angry or Stupid?

An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man. 'What are you doing' he shouted. To which his wife said to her lover, "See, I told you he was stupid."

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes)
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The Mailman Here?

Husband:  Honey, has the mailman come yet?
Wife:  No, but he's panting and sweating pretty hard.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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