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Nauseous Sex

Patient: Doctor I'm having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close enough to her, I get nauseous. When I insert, even an inch or two, I get sick to my stomach.
Doctor: Hmmmm, that does sound serious. Let me see it.
Patient sticks out his tongue...

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Gardening Women

Two women are digging in the garden. One pulls out a foot- long carrot. She says, "This one reminds me of my husband." The second woman says, "Your husband's is that long?" "No - that dirty."

Categories: Food Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes
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7 Kinds of Passionate Women

The seven kinds of passionate women
1.The Optimist - "Yes! Yes! Yes!"
2.The Pessimist - "No! No! No!"
3.The Confused - "Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! Yes! No! No!"
4.The Asthmatic - written rendition of gasping
5.The Sprinter - "Faster! Agh! Faster! Faster!"
6.The Religious - "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!
7.The Mathematician - "More! More! More! More!

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Sex Jokes
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