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Baby Job

Three babies in the womb discuss what they would like to be when they grow up. The first one says, "I wanna be a plumber, so I can fix the pipes in here." The second one says, "I wanna be an electrician, so I can get some lights in here." The third one says, "I wanna be a boxer." The others look confused and ask, "Why do you want to be a boxer?" He proudly replies, "So I can beat the hell out of that rude bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes)
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I Was Golfing

Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2 a.m.?!"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."

Categories: Sports Jokes (Golf Jokes) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes)
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Manipulate Digitally

Please manipulate me digitally.

Categories: Pickup Lines (Universal) , Sex Jokes
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