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Irish Women's Mates

Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates over tea. "I call my man 'Eight,' " said the first woman, "Because he's got eight inches, and we do it eight times a day." The second woman said in response, "I call my man 'Ten' because his dong is ten inches long, and we do it ten times every night. "The first woman then asked the third woman "What do you call your man?" She answered " 'Creme de Menthe.'" "Why? Isn't' that a liqueur?" the other two wanted to know. "Yep, it is," said the woman, continuing, "yeah, you betcha!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Alcohol Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes)
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Cunnilingus

Q: What's another term for cunnilingus?
A: Genital Slurpees

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Riddles
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Two Dwarfs and Hookers

Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms. The first dwarf not only can't get a hard-on, but all night he has to listen to the other dwarf and the other hooker grunting "One, two three, uhh...one, two three, uhh..." In the morning, the second dwarf says to the first dwarf, "So how was it?" The first dwarf says, "It sucked. I couldn't get a hard-on all night." The second dwarf says, "You think that's bad? I couldn't even get up on the fucking bed."

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Midget / Dwarf Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes)
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