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Playing Cards

A woman was in bed having sex with her husband's friend, when all of a sudden the telephone rings, she answers. After hanging up she says, ''That was Harry, but don't worry, he won't be home for a while. He's playing cards with you.''

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Elderly Couple

An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They were in bed getting ready to have sex for the first time and the old woman said, "I should tell you I have acute angina."
The old man says, "I hope so, you sure don't have cute tits."

Categories: Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes)
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A man walks into a pub...

A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the barman,"I've just had my first blow-job, I'll have a large whiskey please, barman." The man takes his whiskey and downs it. "Same again?" asks the barman. "Okay" says the man and downs the second. He then orders a third and a fourth and downs them both. In fact in total he downs 27 whiskeys. "Do you want another?" asks the barman. "No I don't think so", says the man, "If 27 whiskeys won't take away the taste I don't think that another one will!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes)
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