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The Patient and the Biscuit Tin

Patient:  Doctor, you've got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge to go downstairs and stick my dick into the biscuit tin. Do you know what's wrong with me?
Doctor:  Yes... You're fucking crackers!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes)
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How Do You Know?

Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life?
A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Riddles
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Silly Superstition

"Say, how old are you anyway?" the reporter asked as the obviously young lass was disrobing. "Thirteen." she replied with a shy smile. "Thirteen? My God girl! You get those clothes back on at once and get the hell outta here! Are you crazy?" he thundered. Pausing briefly at the door as she left, the perplexed nymphet smiled and said, "Superstitious, huh?"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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