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Adult Toy Shop

A woman goes into a adult toy shop to buy a dildo. She sees one behind the counter and tells the salesman, "I want that one!" He replies, "It's not for sale." The woman says, "Please I want that one," again he says it's not for sale. The woman says, "I'll give you a hundred dollars for it." and the salesman says, "Well, okay. Five minutes later, his boss walks in and asks, "How's business today?" The salesman replied, "It's pretty slow but I just made a hundred dollars off of my thermos."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Shopping Jokes
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Father Knows

Q: Mom, what's an orgasm?
A: I don't know, ask your dad.

Categories: Riddles , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
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Chivalry Defined

Q: Why do men give cold women their jackets?
A: No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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