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Odd One Out

Q:  Which is the odd one out - a refrigerator, a washing machine, a TV or a woman?
A:  The TV, because all the others leak when they're fucked!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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An Old Bull or a Cow.

A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bulls have fallen on sad days. He's letting them hang around for old-times' sake. The minute the new bull is put into the pasture, he starts servicing the cows. At about the fourth cow, one of the old bulls starts to paw the ground and snort. The other asks "Why are you doing that?" The old bull answers, "I don't want him to think I'm one of these cows!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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At the Blood Donor Clinic

A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center. Man: "What are you doing here today?" Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it." Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25." The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center. Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?" Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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