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Patient at a Psychiatrist

This guy goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor shows him an inkblot and asks him what it looks like. "A naked woman." He shows him another inkblot and asks him the same question. "A naked woman on a bed." "You're a sick pervert!" the psychiatrist exclaims. "I'm not the pervert. You keep showing me all these filthy pictures!"

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Mental Health Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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The Snake and the Truck

There once was a snake crossing a highway and a truck ran over its ass. When the snake went back to get its ass, a truck ran over its head. The moral of the story is, "Don't lose your head over a piece of ass!"

Categories: Animal Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes)
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Submitted BY: burrolasteve

Good Sneeze!

Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm.
Doctor: Really! What are you taking for it?
Patient (with a grin): Black pepper!

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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