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Snow White

Q: What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio's nose?
A: "Tell a lie."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Riddles
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Back Yard

A husband and wife were in their back yard when he was noticed her expanding backside. He commented, "Boy, your ass is getting big. Almost as big as the gas grill here."
She angrily stomped across the yard, and he followed saying, "Yep, that thing is getting huge." At this, the wife retreated to the far side of the yard. Soon he approached with a tapemeasure, acquired the width, and exclaimed, "It IS as big as the gas grill!"
Later that night when they were in bed, the husband started making moves on his wife. She just turned away. "C'mon, honey," he said, "what's wrong?"
Her cold reply was, "I'm not firing up this grill for just one little weiner!"

Categories: Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes)
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Bill Gates Hard Drive

Q: Did you hear that Bill Gates bought the world-wide rights to Viagra?
A: He's renaming it MICROHARD.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes) , Technology Jokes (PC Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Viagra Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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