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Ugly Chickens

Q: Why are chickens so ugly?
A: You'd be ugly too if you had a pecker hanging out your forehead.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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Huge Guy and Tiny Girl Get Married

A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, "How the hell do the two of you have sex?"  The big guy says, "I just sit there, naked, on a chair, she sits on top, and I bob her up and down.  "His friend says, "You know, that doesn't sound too bad!"  The big guy says, "Well, it's kind of like jerking off, only I got somebody to talk to!"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes)
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Stuck Orgasm

A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks and soon wound up at his place, in bed. She was on top when suddenly she had an epileptic seizure -- she was shaking and foaming at the mouth. This is the best sex he'd ever had. He finished, but she is still shaking and thrashing about with her seizure. He began to get nervous and took her to the emergency room. A nurse asked what the problem was and he replied, "I think her orgasm's stuck!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes)
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