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Nightclub Pickup

This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the bar, he asked her to dance. She agreed and they took to the dance floor for a slow one. While they were cheek to cheek, the guy said, "You really smell terrific. What's that you have on?" The flattered girl told him it was Chanel #5. Then wanting to return the compliment, she said, "You smell good, too. What is it that you have on?" "Well, I've got a hardon, but I didn't think you could smell it," the guy replied.

Categories: Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl) , Bar Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Happy Sperm

Q: Two sperm are walking down the street. How do you know which one is happy?
A: It's the one with egg on its face!

Categories: Sex Jokes , Riddles
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Crotchless Panties

Mongo's old lady decided she wanted to do something special to please him on his birthday, so she bought a pair of crotchless panties. That night, as he came into the house, she lay sprawled on the couch spread-eagle.
"Hi hon," she purred sexily. "Y'all want some of this?"
"Hell, no!" he hollered. "Look at what it's done to your undies!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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