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Sex in a Marriage

There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.
The first is Smurf Sex... This happens during the honeymoon; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
The second is Kitchen Sex... This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime. Hence, also in the kitchen.
The third kind is Bedroom Sex... You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
The fourth kind is Hallway Sex... This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Fuck you!"
There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex... This is when you get divorced and your wife fucks you in front of everyone in court!

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Monica Lewinsky's Dress

Q: What Monica Lewinsky's mother said when she brought home her dress?
A: Doesn't the White House have any club soda?

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Work & Office Jokes (Office Sex Jokes) , Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Riddles
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Gay Sperm

Q: What did one gay sperm say to the other?
A: I can't find my way through all this shit.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Riddles
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