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Using the Outhouse

Because his son wasn't the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took him to the outhouse one day to teach him how to urinate properly. "Now you lissen good, Dan'l, 'cuz here's whatcha gotta do. One: Take out your penie-pipe. Two: Pull back the foreskin. Three: Pee. Four: Push back your foreskin. Five: Put your equipment back."
The boy said he understood, but the next day while he was working at his still, Joe's wife came running over. "Oh, Joe, Joe, come quick! Dan'l went ta piss an' won't come out of the outhouse!"
"Hell, whut's he doin' in there?" Joe said.
"I dunno. He jess keeps sayin' 'Two-four, two-four, two-four......'"

Categories: Redneck Jokes (Hillbilly Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
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Blackhead

Q:  What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
A:  Hugh Grant.

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes (Celebrity Breakdowns) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Riddles
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The Blind Man in the Brothel

A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and starts giving him a blowjob.
He says to her, "Excuse me, aren't you Karen Carlton, and didn't you go to Cardozo High School in Detroit?"
"Yes. How'd you know?"
"I never forget a face."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes)
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