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Golf Course Blonde

Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course?
A: The 19th hole.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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Farm Boy Brothel

A farm boy who had just finished his schooling on the farm, was sent by his Ma and Pa to the big city to go to college. The first thing the boy does when he gets to town, is go to find a brothel. He goes inside to talk to the madam about getting a girl. She leads him upstairs, opens the door to a room and tells him to sit and wait for the girl to arrive. After several minutes of anxious waiting, a young, blonde prostitute comes in. The boy is beside himself, and he leaps up from the bed, grabs the television, and throws it out the window. The girl thinks this is odd behavior, but she shrugs it off, and begins to undress. As she strips, the farmboy runs over, grabs the night stand and throws it out the window. Again the girl thinks this is odd, but being an experienced hooker, she figures it's a fetish and continues disrobing. The girl removes her panties, and with that, the farm boy grabs the entire bed and starts lugging it toward the window. The girl, figuring this is one even she hasn't heard of, finally asks, "What the hell are you doing?" The farm boy replies, "Ah ain't never been with no woman before but, if it's anythin' like fuckin' sheep, we gonna need all the room we can git."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes)
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Shick And The Hooker

Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker and he says, "How much?" She says, "Twenty bucks." He says, "All right." They climb down under the boardwalk, and he bangs her. The next night, he runs into the same hooker, they go under the boardwalk, only this time while he's banging her, she blasts two incredible farts. When they get done, he hands her twenty-five dollars. She says, "What the extra five?" He says, "That's for blowing the sand off my balls."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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