School Jokes - Elementary School Jokes

Holding Back

My buddy Brian had a kid a few years ago, and he comes to me this summer and he goes, 'Man, my son just flunked the third grade. I don't know how to tell my kid he's going to be held back a year.' I was like, 'I guess you better tell him slowly so the little dumb ass will get it.'

Categories: Jokes about Kids , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes)
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Late Again

A kid was late for school one day. "I had to take the bull down to mate with the heifer," he explained to the teacher. "Couldn't your father have done that?" "Sure, but the bull would have done a better job."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , School Jokes (High School Jokes) , School Jokes (Middle School Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes)
Anonymous

Worst Three Years

Q: What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
A: The 1st grade.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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