School Jokes - College Jokes

Go Bucks

Q: What does an Oregon Ducks fan do when his team has won the national championship?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes) , School Jokes (College Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Ohio Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Oregon Jokes) , Riddles
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Deferring Mormons in College

A college student was approached by two guys in white shirts and nice ties riding bicycles. Immediately the college dude knew where this was going and he was already running late to class. So, he asked the two guys if they wanted a sip of his coffee. They replied, "No, we Mormons don't believe in drinking coffee." The college dude quickly argues, "A cup of coffee this early in the morning has incredible benefits." "Like what?" replied the Mormons. "Well, It keeps you from being Mormon." "Have a nice day sir," and they left.

Categories: Religion Jokes , School Jokes (College Jokes)
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Harvard Man Changes Lightbulb

Q: How many Harvard men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One -- he stands still and the world revolves around him.

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes , Word Play Jokes , School Jokes (College Jokes) , Riddles
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