Q: Why do barbers make good drivers?
A: They know all the shortcuts.
Q: What do you if you're trapped inside a whale?
A: Run 'round and 'round till you're all pooped out!
Q: What kind of money do fishermen make?
A: Net profits!
Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party?
A: Because she was a party pooper.
Q: What did one traffic light say to the other?
A: Don't look at me while I'm changing!