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Excuse For Speeding
A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver's license, the driver argued, "Speeding? Officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car the the car in back of me."
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Officer Termination
An officer was fired for smoking weed and masturbating on the job.
No exact details were given to the public, but word has it that he was a high wanking officer.
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Police Stop
A cop stops a miner for speeding on the highway.
COP: Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
Miner: mine
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