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A Bad Stripclub

A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn a pregnant topless dancer got on the bar and squeezed the milk out of her tits. He looked at this and said to himself, "I would hate to see how they give out bloody Mary's."

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No Lesbian Tennis Star at the Dutch Open

Q: Why couldn't the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?
A: She got her finger caught in a dike!

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What a Yawn Means

Q: How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
A: She hikes up her skirt every time you yawn.

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