Q: How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
A: His hand caught fire.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A: By the buckle print on her forehead.
Q: Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam?
A: When the generals would yell, "Get down!" they would all start dancing.
Virgin on a Water Bed
A: What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
Q: A cherry float!
Women Talking Nasty
Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
A: $ 3.99 a minute.