Q: What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
A: A white one starts off with "Once upon a time..." A black one starts off with, "Yo ass ain't gonna believe dis shit..."
Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?
A: "Drop it nigga."
Q: How do crazy people get through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
Black People and Sperm
Q: What do black people and sperm have in common?
A: Only one in a million work.
Mexicans at the Alamo
Q: Why did only 1,800 Mexicans show up to the Battle of the Alamo?
A: They only had two vans!