Mexican Card Games
Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.
First Black Man
Q: What did God say when he made the first black man?
A: "Damn, I burnt one."
Q: What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot?
A: "How come?"
Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?
A: "Drop it nigga."
Q: In a pod of whales, how can you tell which one is gay?
A: He's the one that tips the boat and sucks up the "seamen!"