Men And Pigs
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
The Mexican Olympic Team
Q: How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.A.
Q: A Mexican, Guatemalan and Cuban guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving?
Q: How many dicks can a redneck girl take at a time?
A: It depends on how many brothers she has.
Q: What's the difference between a girl and a toilet?
A: A toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you drop a load into it.