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The best jokes and joke writers!

Fairy Tales

Q: What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?

A: A white one starts off with "Once upon a time..." A black one starts off with, "Yo ass ain't gonna believe dis shit..."

Floating Television

Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?

A: "Drop it nigga."

Forest Nav

Q:  How do crazy people get through the forest?

A:  They take the psycho path.

Black People and Sperm

Q: What do black people and sperm have in common?

A: Only one in a million work.

Mexicans at the Alamo

Q: Why did only 1,800 Mexicans show up to the Battle of the Alamo?

A: They only had two vans!