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Dancing Soldiers

Q: Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam?

A: When the generals would yell, "Get down!" they would all start dancing.

Men And Pigs

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?

A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Mexican Card Games

Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

A: They always steal the green cards.

Mexican Portraits

Q: How do Mexicans take a family portrait?

A: They all gather together on the back of a pickup truck and run a red light!

Wife vs Job

Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?

A: After five years your job will still suck.