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Difference In Snowmen

Q: Whats the difference between a girl snowman and a boy snowman?

A: Snowballs!

Downwind

Q: Why do farts smell?

A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.

Carpets

Q: What do you say to an Arab shaking out a carpet on his 5th floor balcony?

A: What's wrong Abdul?  Won't it start?

At the Top of the Stairs

Q: What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?

A: A quadriplegic in a house fire.

Mexican Card Games

Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

A: They always steal the green cards.