Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
White with Black
Q: What do you call a white guy with five black guys?
A: A basketball coach
Q: What do you call a white guy with 10 black guys?
Q: What do you call a white guy with 250 black guys?
Q: How do Mexicans take a family portrait?
A: They all gather together on the back of a pickup truck and run a red light!
Q: How is Donald Trump going to get rid of all the illegal Mexicans?
A: Juan by Juan.
Q: What did the looters leave behind at the Walmart in Wisconsin?
A: Work boots and Father's Day cards.