Difference In Snowmen
Q: Whats the difference between a girl snowman and a boy snowman?
Q: Why do farts smell?
A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Q: What do you say to an Arab shaking out a carpet on his 5th floor balcony?
A: What's wrong Abdul? Won't it start?
At the Top of the Stairs
Q: What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
A: A quadriplegic in a house fire.
Mexican Card Games
Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.