Trump Act One
Q: What's the first thing Trump did as President?
A: Kicked a black man out of his house.
Osama Bin Laden - Halloween
Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?
Q: What will the first black child on Mars be named?
Virgins In Caves
Q: What do you call a cave-dwelling virgin?
A: Never Bin Laidon
Afghan Cup of Joe
Q: What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?
A: Osama bin Latte