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Four Old Ladies and the F Word

Q:  How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

A:  Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

Why N'SYNC is Named

Q: Why is N'SYNC named N'SYNC?

A: Cause they all get their periods at the same time

Frog Death

Q: How do frogs die?

A: They Kermit suicide!

Han Solo and Chewbacca

Q: What is the difference between Han Solo and Chewbacca?

A: One's a hairy and inaudible man and the other one's Chewbacca.

Rest Your Mind

Q: Why do baby diapers have names like "Luvs", "Huggies," and "Pampers," while undergarments for old people are called "Depends".

A: When babies crap in their pants, people are still gonna Luv'em, Hug'em and Pamper'em.  When old people crap in their pants it "Depends" on who's in the will!