Mexican Card Games
Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.
Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby?
A: They named him Sum Ting Wong!
Q: What do you say when you see your television floating at night?
A: "Drop it nigga."
Three Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery
Q: Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
A: 3 dollars a year for a million years.
Q: How do frogs die?
A: They Kermit suicide!