Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby?
A: They named him Sum Ting Wong!
Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
White with Black
Q: What do you call a white guy with five black guys?
A: A basketball coach
Q: What do you call a white guy with 10 black guys?
Q: What do you call a white guy with 250 black guys?
A Black Guy and a Bench
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a bench?
A: A bench can support a family.
Difference Between Roast Beef and Pea Soup
Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup!