Four Old Ladies and the F Word
Q: How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
A: Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!
Why N'SYNC is Named
Q: Why is N'SYNC named N'SYNC?
A: Cause they all get their periods at the same time
Q: How do frogs die?
A: They Kermit suicide!
Han Solo and Chewbacca
Q: What is the difference between Han Solo and Chewbacca?
A: One's a hairy and inaudible man and the other one's Chewbacca.
Rest Your Mind
Q: Why do baby diapers have names like "Luvs", "Huggies," and "Pampers," while undergarments for old people are called "Depends".
A: When babies crap in their pants, people are still gonna Luv'em, Hug'em and Pamper'em. When old people crap in their pants it "Depends" on who's in the will!