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Crying Ghost

Q: What does a crying ghost say?

A: Boo-Hoo

Better Grade

Q: Why did the student wear eye-glasses in math class?

A: It improved DiVision !

Name that Cake

Q: What do you call a cake made out of hamburgers?

A: A patty cake!

Smart Blonde

Q: What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?

A: You always hear about them but never see them.

Letter On Christmas Eve

Q: What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

A: Black mail!