Religion Jokes - Atheist Jokes

Atheism Defined

Atheism - a non-prophet organization.

Categories: Religion Jokes (Atheist Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Jonah and the Whale

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal their throat was very small. The little girl stated Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated a whale could not swallow a human it was impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Fish Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Atheist Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes)
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Anonymous

God Sent Me

An atheist professor was teaching a college class at Alabama and he told the class that he was going to prove that there is no God. He said, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!" Ten minutes went by. He kept taunting God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting." He got down to the last couple of minutes and a big 240 pound football player in the class walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him flying from his platform. The professor struggled up, obviously shaken and yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?" The football player replied, "GOD WAS BUSY; HE SENT ME!"

Categories: School Jokes (College Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Atheist Jokes) , Religion Jokes (God Jokes)
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