Religion Jokes

Sunday School

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "Honor thy father and thy mother," she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill."

Categories: Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Religion Jokes
Anonymous

Black Jesus

Q: Why do some people think Jesus is black?
A: Because he's supposed to be our father and never came back.

Categories: Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Jesus Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Hi Five God

Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Religion Jokes (God Jokes)
Anonymous