Dead Beat Dad to Heaven

A dead beat Dad died and went to Heaven. He was greeted at the Golden Gates by St. Peter, who warmly shook his hand and asked him to sit down next to him. Looking over the dead beat Dad's file, St. Peter frowned and shook his head sadly. ''Your record looks fine, except for one glaring item. Why the hell didn't you pay child support for your six kids?'' The man jumped up. ''Child support?! All God said in Genesis was 'Be fruitful and multiply.' He didn't say nothin' about supporting them!'' St. Peter smirked: "That part of Genesis was God's Italian wife's recipe for marinated steak, buddy -- Beef, fruit, fuel, and a mallet apply.''

Pope Leo Understands Sin

Pope Leo has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University
He doesn't just understand sin, he understands cos too.

God Made Woman and Man

God created earth, and it was good. Then God created woman, and it was better. Then, one day, Eve said, "God, I'm bored what can you do for me?" And God said in response, "I'll tell you what, I'll make you a man, he'll cook, clean, be nice, sensitive, sweet, and even open doors for you. He'll be every thing you ever wanted in a man. But you have to do one thing," Eve asked curiously, "What?" God said, "You have to get him to believe that I made him first."