Religion Jokes

Why Don't Jewish Mothers Drink?

Q:  Why don't Jewish mothers drink?
A:  Alcohol interferes with their suffering.

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Bad Taste

Q: Why did the lion throw up after he'd eaten a priest?
A: Because it's hard to keep a good man down.

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Joan of Arc

Q: What did God say when Joan of Arc showed up at the Pearly Gates?
A: "Well done."

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