Religion Jokes

Want to be a Jehovah's Witness?

Q: Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness?
A: He refused because he hadn't seen the accident.

Categories: Religion Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous

Property Dispite

Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are separated by a big chain-link fence. Well, one day hell was having a big party and it got a little out of hand. God heard the ruckus and arrived to find his fence completely smashed by the wild partiers.
He called the devil over and said, "Look, Satan, you have to rebuild this fence." Satan agreed. The next day God noticed that the devil had completely rebuilt the fence... but it was 2 feet further into heaven than before.
"Satan!" beckoned God. "You have to take that fence down and put it back where it belongs!"
"Yeah? What if I don't?" replied the devil. "I'll sue you if I have to," answered God. "Sure," laughed Satan. "Where are you going to find a lawyer?"

Categories: Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes) , Religion Jokes (God Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Devil Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes)
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Anonymous

Act Religious

A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the pilot announced, "Two of our engines are on fire; we are flying through a heavy fog, and it has eliminated virtually all our visibility."
The passengers were numb with fear, except for one... a semi-retired minister. "Now, now, keep calm, folks" he said. "Let's all bow our heads and pray." Immediately, the group bowed their heads to pray... except fellow near the back. "Why aren't you bowing your head to pray?" the minister asked.
"Well, I don't know how to pray," replied the passenger.
"Well, just do something religious!" piped up another well meaning passenger. So the man got up and started down the aisle passing his hat...

Categories: Airplane Jokes , Religion Jokes
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