Religion Jokes

Definition of Teenager

Q: What's the definition of a teenager?
A: God's punishment for enjoying sex.

Anonymous

Good Deed

When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.

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Jehovah's Witness & Hell's Angels

Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Hell's Angels motorcycle gang member?
A: Someone who comes to your door and tells *you* to fuck off!

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