Mid-Life Crisis?

Q: Why don't men have mid-life crises?
A: They stay stuck in adolescence.

Make you Happy

A married couple are lying in bed.  The husband turns to his wife and said, "Honey, I'm going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
His wife replied, "I’ll miss you."
 

Anniversary Flowers

A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was ready to take his order for a funeral piece, based on the look on Doug's face, but soon realized his assumption was wrong as Doug asked for a basket of flowers sent to his wife for their anniversary. "And what day will that be?" the clerk asked. Glumly he replied, "Yesterday".