Relationship Jokes - Woman Criticizes Man

As Opposed To...

Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

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As Seen On T.V.

Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got a call from a 47-year-old woman who wanted to have her husband shot. She was sentenced to four years in jail.

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Ups and Downs of Marriage

Marriage for women has its ups and downs.
How?
The toilet seat is up and the hubby's sex interest is down.

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