Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Why remember your mistakes?

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Anonymous

Boston Freeze

My husband and I purchased an old home in Boston from two elderly sisters. Winter was fast approaching and the years first snow came early and I was concerned about the house's lack of insulation. "If they could live here all those years, so can we!" my husband confidently declared. One November night the temperature plunged to below zero, and we woke up to find interior walls covered with frost. My husband called the sisters to ask how they had kept the house warm. After a rather brief conversation, he hung up. "For the past 30 years," he muttered, "they've gone to Florida for the winter."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , U.S. State Jokes (Massachusetts Jokes) , Weather Jokes (Snow / Blizzard Jokes) , Weather Jokes (So Cold Here Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
Anonymous

Jumping

A soldier comes home on leave and tells his wife about his parachute training. “It was terrible,” he says. “I was in the plane and ready to jump, when I froze. I couldn’t move. The Seargent came up behind me, got out this enormous dick of his and said he’d stick it up my ass if I didn’t jump.” “Oh my God,” says his wife. “So did you jump?” “Well, yes,” says the soldier. “A little bit – at first.”

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Military Jokes (Army Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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