Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Rest Period

Marriage is a rest period between romances.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Death By Stabbing

A woman in her 90's is distraught after the death of her warm, caring, faithful husband of seventy years. She can't live without him and decides that the best way to do herself in is to stab herself in her pitifully broken heart. Still, she doesn't want to linger so she calls a doctor to find out exactly where the heart is. He tells her to put her first two fingers together, hold them horizontally and place the tip of the first finger just below her left nipple. The heart, he says, is immediately below the first knuckle on her second finger. Later that day, the doctor is called to the emergency room to put fourteen stitches in the elderly woman's left thigh.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Old Age Jokes
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Homeless Men

All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Word Play Jokes
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