Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Marital Bliss

I married a beautiful woman - a smart one too.
Hopefully they’ll never meet.

Anonymous

Almost Marry

There is something magical about the fact that success almost always comes faster to the guy your wife almost married.

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Anonymous

Happy Birthday Dear

My wife is wonderful!  It's my birthday and she just surprised me with a $250K life insurance policy and a two week trip to China. What a great gal!

Submitted BY: MEG