Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Live Forever

A man tells a Rabbi that he has the desire to live forever. "What can I do?"
The Rabbi said: "Go and get married."
"Will I then live forever?" the man asked.
"No, but the desire does go away."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes)
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Trapped Animals

Marriage is the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Sports Jokes (Hunting Jokes)
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One Question too Many

A man goes into a bar and admires the stuffed lion’s head mounted on the wall. “What a great trophy,” says the man to the bartender. “I wouldn’t call it great,” replies the bartender. “That damn lion killed my wife.” “Good heavens,” says the man, “were you on safari?” “No,” replies the bartender. “The screws came loose and it fell on her head.”

Categories: Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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