Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Joy Ride

Got caught joyriding last night.
Joy's husband went fucking crazy.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Word Play Jokes

Written By: KielPhillips

Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)

Anonymous

You might be a redneck if...

Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.
You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.
When you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.
Your screen door has no screen.

Categories: Redneck Jokes (You Might Be a Redneck) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Funny Thoughts

Anonymous