Relationship Jokes - Man Criticizes Woman

Bus Ride

An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.

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Never Criticize the Dusting!

Our last fight was my fault.  My wife asked me, "What's on the TV?"  I said, "Dust."

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Crossed to the Other Side

Just as the graveside service finished, there was a distant lightning bolt accompanied by a tremendous burst of rumbling thunder. The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, "Well, she's there and it's His problem now."

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