Relationship Jokes - Dating Jokes

Pink & Purple

Q: What's the difference between pink and purple?
A: Your girlfriend's grip.

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Can't Win

My girlfriend got annoyed because I didn't have a pet name for her, then went crazy when I started calling her "Rover"

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Cheating

My girlfriend accused me of cheating.
I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.

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