Relationship Jokes - Break-up Jokes

Miss My Ex

I still miss my ex... but my aim is getting better!

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First Or Last?

On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:
"Can I come up for a cup of coffee?"
Girl: "Actually, I never invite guys over on a first date."
The guy thinks for a minute and says: "Well, what about the last date?"

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Pack Your Bags, I Won the Lottery

This guy runs home and bursts in yelling "Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery!!"  She says "Oh wonderful, should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"  He replies, "I don't care...Just get the heck out!!"

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