Hunting Stories

A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, "When did you bag him?"   The host said proudly, "That was three years ago, when I went hunting with my ex-wife."  "What's he stuffed with," asked the visiting hunter.  The hunter slyly replied, "My ex-wife!" 

Finding the Perfect Wife

A young man looking to get married asked his friend. "Every woman I bring home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like." "Oh, that's easy," his pal replied, "All you have to do is find someone who is just like your mother." "I did that already," he said, "and that one my father didn't like!"

How Many

The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with.  I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!" The doctor says I should be able to see again in about ten days. The broken arm will take about a month.