Relationship Jokes

Love Song

Q: What did the Mexican sing to his cheating girlfriend? 
A: I know I'm not the only Juan.

Anonymous

Twins

My girlfriend said "I'm seeing someone behind your back"
I said "I know, that's my conjoined twin, Michael"

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New Positions

Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight?
Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board and I'll sit on the couch and drink beer and fart!

Anonymous