Relationship Jokes

Three Tasks for the King's Daughter

Three men want to marry the king's most beautiful daughter. The king agrees to give them a chance, but they must perform three difficult tasks: defeat an ogre, turn lead to gold, and screw a cow. The first man dies fighting the ogre, the second fails at turning lead to gold, but the third man successfully completes all three tasks. "Congratulations!" says the king. "You may now have my daughter's hand in marriage." "Screw that," says the man. "I want the cow."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes)
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Exorcist Husband

"They call my husband 'The Exorcist." "Why?" "As soon as he gets to a party, he rids it of all the spirits."

Categories: Alcohol Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Animal Infidelity

Q: What happened when Snoopy found out his girl cheated on him?
A: He bitch-slapped her.

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Domestic Violence Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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