Relationship Jokes

Cosmetics

Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
A: Because they're ugly and they smell.

Anonymous

The Ideal Date

IDEAL DATE:

  • At 17 - Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in
  • At 25 -  "Split the check before we go back to my place"
  • At 35 - "Just come over."
  • At 48 - "Just come over and cook."
  • At 66 - Sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas.

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Anonymous

Good Morning

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep"

Anonymous