Relationship Jokes

Clever Men

NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?
SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!

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Favorite Position

I should have known that my last relationship wasn't gonna last because it's not a good sign when your girlfriend's favorite position in bed is the fetal position.

Anonymous

Just Like My Father

The bride, upon her engagement, goes to her mother and says, "I've found a man just like Father!" Her mother replies, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

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Submitted BY: xmastawong