Relationship Jokes

Fake It

Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.

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Day at the Office

A man comes home from the office and tells his wife he had a frustrating day at work. "Ahhhhh, tell me all about your day honey," his wife says. The husband looks at her and says, "Well... I just did."

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Bill And Bob's Wives

Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game. For the third week in a row, it was raining too hard to play.
 
Bill: Well, Bob, what do you want to do now?
Bob Darts?
Bill Nah.
Bob Shoot some pool?
Bill Nah.
Bob Cards?
Bill Nah. Hey! I've got an idea. We can go over to my house and fool around with my wife.
Bob Whadaya mean?
Bill Just what I said. We'll go to my house and we can fool around with my wife.
Bob What about me?
Bill She's a sport. She won't mind at all.
Bob Well... if you think it's okay...
Bill Sure. C'mon, let's go!
(At Bill's House)
Bill Honey, I'm home. Honey. Sweetheart! Damn! She must have gone shopping. Tell ya what, Bob. Let's go to your house!

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