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Wife Wanted

A man placed an ad in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine'

Best Man

Look the bride in the eye and ask, "If I'm the best man, how come you're marrying HIM???"

Wedding Music

Q: What music is recommended for the wedding ceremony?

A: Anything except "Tied to the Whipping Post."

Sleeping on a Train

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.

In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket."

The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... let's pretend we're married."

"Why not," giggles the woman.

"Good," he replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"

Wife's Birthday

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.