Relationship Jokes

What Three Words?

Q: Besides "I love you", what three words does a wife want to hear most?
A: "I'll fix it."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous

The Mistress

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that?!" "Oh" replies the husband, "that was my mistress." "That's it," says the wife, "I want a divorce." "Ok," replies her husband, "but remember, if you get a divorce there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no Lexus in the garage, and no more country club. But, the decision is yours." Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the restaurant with a gorgeous woman. "Who is that woman with Jim?" she asks. "That's his mistress," replies her husband. "Ours is much better looking." says the wife.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes)
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Anonymous

Redneck Date

You know you're a red neck when you go to family reunions to pick up chicks!

Categories: Redneck Jokes (You Might Be a Redneck) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
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Anonymous