Guy to Guy Advice

Don't get married. Find someone you hate and buy them a house.

A Change of Style

Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders. He says, "When did you start wearing them?" To which the other man replies, "Since my wife found a pair on the back seat of the car."

The Anninversary

My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. While cutting the cake, my mother was moved after seeing my father’s eyes fill with tears. Mother took his arm, and looked at him affectionately. "I never knew you were so sentimental," she whispered.
"No, no," he said, choking back his tears, "That’s not it at all. Remember when your father found us in the barn and told me to either marry you or spend the next 50 years in jail?"
"Yes," my mother replied. "I remember it like yesterday."
"Well," said my father, "today I would have be a free man!"